Hail to the King, Baby. Are you looking for a poster that screams I have excellent taste in horror but a limited budget? Look no further, true believer. Up for grabs is this magnificent piece of cinema history: The Evil Dead. Now, let’s be clear about the provenance here so we don’t summon any demons with false advertising. Is it an original 1981 poster? Is it a reprint? Specifically, it’s a reprint from the early 2000s. Do you know what that means? It means this poster is over 20 years old. In dog years, it’s dead. In internet years, it’s an artifact. It is technically vintage. It has seen the turn of the millennium. It remembers when we were all worried about Y2K instead of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. Why you need this. Features Bruce Campbell looking absolutely terrified and ready to dismember some demons. Perfect for your man cave, she-shed, or basement altar. Great conversation starter: Yeah, I got this at a garage sale in 2004, it’s seen things. I’m not Ash Williams; I’m not going to throw this in a wood chipper. Join the Army of Darkness.